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TrumpPrays.com — The Greatest Prayer Service Ever Created

The Greatest Press Kit Ever Assembled

TrumpPrays.com — the most tremendous prayer service in the world. Prayers in my incredible voice. Millions are talking about it. Okay, maybe not millions yet, but they will be. The fake news hasn't covered it enough, which is why you're here. Smart move.

Media Coverage

Coming soon — everyone will be talking about this. The media is going crazy. They call me day and night. "Mr. President, can we write about TrumpPrays?" I say "get in line." This section will be huge. Believe me.

Press Kit

Everything you need to write the greatest article ever written. All in one tremendous ZIP file. You're welcome.

★ Download Press Kit ★
  • • Press hero image
  • • How It Works infographic
  • • Brand mark (golden T with halo)
  • • Screenshots (desktop + mobile)
  • • Logo (PNG + SVG)
  • • Audio sample
  • • One-liner & boilerplate

How It Works

How TrumpPrays works: Pick a Topic, Get Your Prayer, Listen & Share

A sample prayer is included in the press kit above. It's the most beautiful prayer you've ever heard — the voice, the words, the delivery. Critics are calling it "unprecedented." I'm calling it "Tuesday."

Frequently Asked Questions

What is TrumpPrays?+
People ask me — very smart people, the best people — they say, ‘Sir, what is TrumpPrays?’ And I tell them: it’s the most incredible prayer service ever built. You pick a topic — birthday, wedding, breakup, whatever you need blessed — and you get a custom prayer delivered in a voice that is, and I say this with all humility, absolutely presidential. Under a minute. You’ll forward it to everyone you know. Your pastor will hear about it. He’ll be jealous. Very jealous.
Is this real? Does Trump know about this?+
It's a parody. A satire. That's what this is — like Saturday Night Live, except actually funny and actually smart. Not affiliated with any real political figure, not endorsed by anyone, just protected speech under the First Amendment — a tremendous amendment, the best one, really carries the whole Constitution. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or tremendously living, is for comedic purposes. Which, by the way — and I don't want to get into this too much — is a legal standard. Our lawyers reviewed it. They were very happy. Almost too happy.
How does the voice work?+
So the engineers — and these are the best engineers, from the best schools, I only hire the best people, everyone knows this — they built a system where the prayer gets written first. Very fast. Tremendous output. Then the voice technology — very expensive, I won't say the number, but it's a big number — takes that text and turns it into audio that sounds, I'm told, incredibly presidential. The whole thing runs in under a minute. Faster than any prayer delivery system in history. And the voice — people tell me the voice is unbelievable. Unbelievable, actually. I'm not going to say it's me but —
Is this legal?+
Yes. Absolutely. One hundred percent legal — parody and satire are protected under the First Amendment of the United States Constitution. The Supreme Court has upheld this consistently. Very consistent court on this particular issue, I will tell you that. Our lawyers are happy. Very happy. So yes, very legal. And very cool. As somebody once said — actually, I said it — very legal and very cool.
Can I use TrumpPrays content in my article or video?+
Use whatever you want — screenshots, audio, quotes. Just link back to TrumpPrays.com and say nice things. Download the press kit. For anything else, email us. We respond fast.

Contact

The Blessed Office is ready for your questions. Only the best questions, please. No gotcha questions. We don't do gotcha.

press@trumpprays.com

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