A personalized prayer in Trump's voice. You pick the topic. He'll handle God.
The more specific, the funnier the prayer
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The best prayers for the best people. Everyone agrees.
Birthday Prayer
They're old — they know it — and Trump's got somet...
Graduation Prayer
Six figures of debt for a piece of paper. Was it w...
Wedding Prayer
Trump has done this three times. He knows exactly ...
Retirement Prayer
Forty years of the same job? Trump could never. Bu...
Get Well Prayer
Sick? Trump self-diagnosed worse cases than this. ...
Christmas Prayer
Make Christmas great again — starting with a praye...
Breakup Prayer
The ex was low energy, bad deal, total loser — Tru...
New Job Prayer
New job, new prayer — because they're going to nee...
